We don’t go to BK regularly. We’re not some scummy single-parent chav family with 5 kids (all different colours, of course) that for a family treat go to MacDonald’s or BK every Saturday. Perhaps I would if it wasn’t for those chavs, of course… but that’s for another post

We normally arrive in BK after a night on the town, normally at Charing Cross or Waterloo stations, and we always order the same thing – “2 XL Bacon Double Cheeseburgers”. That’s it. No drink, no fries, no fucking super-size me.

So despite the “Burger King Bill of Rights” that gives its customers the right to “Have it Your Way”, and despite the fact that I clearly state what I fucking want, the ignorant hypocritical fuck-pig at the counter always tries to sell me something I neither want nor have asked for.

Why? Just Fucking Why? Just once, it would be nice if they just played out their nice little servant role and gave me what I fucking asked for with no extra questions or hassle. How hard can it fucking be to do less fucking speaking?

For example, if I purchased my license on the 1st of July 2007, it would be valid until the 30th June 2008 – giving me 1 whole year of usage for my money. However, if I purchased it on the 31st July 2007, it would still expire on the 30th June 2008 – at the end of 11 calendar months after purchase!

The cost remains the same (£135), but effectively the monthly cost goes up from £11.25 to £12.28, and it also means that I’d have to buy a new license after only 11 months. This may not seem like much, but it adds up. Over a 15 year period, if you mis-timed your initial purchase to the last day of the month, you’d end up buying 2 whole licenses more (an extra £270) – just for a 1-day error of judgement.

Do they publicise this on their website? Is it listed in their FAQ section? Is it fuck.

It’s about time that this con became more well publicised. Perhaps the conning cunts will take heart and openly advertise this on their website. Or perhaps not, given that I’ve known about this for at least 4 years now, and I’m sure it’s been going on for longer. Imagine how much money they must rake in from this duplicity!